"Best practical joke you have seen or been part of?
Oooh this is a good one. I have a couple:
Using 2 ketchup packs, (the type used for carry out fries). I laid one on top of another and rolled the bottoms up together like you would a tube of toothpaste. This creates a double sack of ketchup for the assault.
Using a pin, poke a hole in each one near the exposed end seam on the outer sides. Now you have a ketchup pack that will squirt in two directions at once.
To set this funny prank in motion, place the premade pack below the foot under a toilet seat. The unsuspecting victim will sit down and get shot in the "nether regions" as well as creating a scary discharge into the toilet.
I got a guy who weighed about 250 and thought he had injured his rectum. He was relieved and irritated that it was not.
This was one of the funniest pranks I have ever done.
Also I warned my mates after a night out that the first to fall asleep should be cautious, as it is a schoolboy error to make. Within 10 minutes one of them fell asleep. We got toothpaste out and put it on his hand so when he rubbed his face it went all over. it didn't get left there though. We got some Brylcreem and splashed it over his nether regions (he still had his jeans on by the way) and took photo's as he fell asleep with one hand in his pants so it looks like he's jissed himself. We also shaved his eyebrows so he had none, then a mate got a permanent marker and drew a penis on his face. He was pissed to see this when he got up. Someone took it too far though and cut his hair, so he had to get it shaved. Someone also dropped vinegar down the side of his face too so he licked it up when it trickled down his face towards his mouth. They also put his hand in a bucket of water so he woke up and he's pissed himself, I don't know how the hell he didn't wake up :s
Still he got payback big time on them. Thankfully I got off scott free :)"
Enjoy!
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